Technicolor Tuesday - Climbing the Walls

How to become the place where all the neighborhood kids want to hang out:

Let 'em eat Twinkies?

Nooooo.

Let 'em watch unlimited amounts of T.V.?

Nooooo.

Let 'em act like crazy monkeys?

Sorrrrt of...

Two words:

CLIMBING. WALL.

Whatcha' Cookin' Wednesday - "Sweet Potato "Cookies""

Our twins have only had dessert four times in their life - a slice of cake or cupcake on their birthday or ours. Refined sugar has the ability to turn perfectly good children into crazy monkeys so our kiddos just don't eat it. (I'm not judging you if *you* do, it just doesn't work for us.)

Instead of sweets, we eat fruit or a Super Bar. About a year ago I roasted some sweet potatoes in the shape of coins and the kids started calling them Sweet Potato Cookies. Works for me. They're sweet and salty and delicious. A great snack for adults too.


SWEET POTATO "COOKIES"

Ingredients:


Olive oil
Kosher salt
Sweet potatoes

Directions:
Preheat oven to 400.

Wash one medium/large sweet potato. (Peeling is optional.)

Cut width-wise “coins”

Toss with one Tblsp. olive oil and ½-1 tsp. Kosher salt. (You can also add other spices or fresh garlic…)

Line cookie sheet with foil and spray with non-stick spray of choice.

Place potatoes on sheet.

Bake for 30 minutes, turning once.

“Cookies” should be slightly browned and soft to the touch.

Technicolor Tuesday - The South - Part 1

When I first moved to the South I was floored at the amount of amazing photo opportunities. Seriously amazing stuff I couldn’t make up. (But sort of wish I had.) Calling home and telling my BFF, "You won't BELIEVE what I saw today!" became a regular thing. Since the absolute weirdest stuff showed up almost daily I started carrying a camera around at all times. I would frequently scream over to the side of the road to capture a funny sign, a funny person or a funny, well, object d’art. Seems this is a good place to start sharing my collection.

Remember, folks: I couldn't make this stuff up. (And I don't own Photoshop.)



Captured near my house... Yes, that's a small mailbox being overshadowed by a VERY LARGE mail box. Art?


One of my all-time fave pics, I wish it had come out better. This ancient sign advertises a "Things That Pour" exhibit. I didn't stop in to see if that included pitchers and watering cans.


Petticoat! Junction!



Again, we didn't stop to find out if you could actually get human hair with your chicken wings but it's a pretty good bet that there might be some truth in advertising here.

Whatcha' Cookin' Wednesday - "Meatloaf"

I'll admit it: I find comfort in food.

Faves? Salt and Vinegar potato chips. Gnocchi with plenty of fresh parmesan cheese. A loaded, gut-bomb burrito, all soft and pillowy, filled with sour cream and guac. And meatloaf. I LOVE meatloaf. Nothing quite satisfies like a giant slab of salty-juicy-slathered in ketchup-and-onions meatloaf.

This recipe is a mash-up of a former co-worker's fave, a Martha Stewart stand-by and my own. (I basically added in stuff that that we like. i.e. LOTS of garlic. )

MEATLOAF

Ingredients:


1.5 lbs. of ground meat (I usually use turkey but you can also use lean beef, a mixture of lamb, veal, etc. for a "fancier" meatloaf)
2 eggs
1 t. salt (I prefer Kosher)
1/2 t. celery salt
2 t. ground mustard
3-6 cloves of garlic, minced (depending on how much garlic you like, of course)
2 medium onions, chop one and made half-rings out of the other, keep seperate (half-rings are a topper)
1 T. olive oil
1.25 cups milk
3 slices of bread, toasted and made into crumbs with the Cuisinart (you can save time and use store-bought crumbs - 2 cups - but it may make the loaf a little rubbery)

glaze:

3 T. ketchup (C'mon people, Heinz really is the best...)
2 t. ground mustard
3 t. dark brown sugar

Mix together until smooth.

Sautee chopped onion and garlic until tender. Put in small bowl to cool. Sautee onion half-rings until tender. Put in seperate bowl to cool. Combine all ingredients (except for topper half-ring onion and glaze ingredients) in large bowl and mix throughly with hands.

Line jelly roll pan with foil. Place wire baking rack on top and top with parchment paper. Form firm, elongated loaf in center of parchment paper.



(a shot before the loaf was popped in the oven...)

Brush with glaze and top with sauteed onion half-rings.

Bake at 400 for 45-50 minutes or until internal temperature reaches 160.

Technicolor Tuesday - TREASURE

I love art and encourage my kiddos do it whenever they're inspired.

I am a little ashamed to admit that as an OCD-perfectionist-anal-retentive-control freak sometimes the mess and goop and well, the MESS make me hyperventilate.

Grandma most decidedly does NOT have this issue.

Ingredients-
2 wildly creative and artful kiddos
1 kooky and eccentric g'ma
5 jars of sloppy, gloppy paint
2 paintbrushes
two smocks (WAY oversized)
2 paper plates
STICKERS
2 small wooden boxes....



Painting "treasure boxes"


NOT afraid to mix colors...


Note that Grandma is sporting a star on her nose. Not sure if she put it there or if the kids did... Seriously.

A little help, but not much...

End result?


PRICELESS.


Treasures created by MY treasures. :)

Whatcha' Cookin' Wednesday - "Black Bean and Corn Salsa"

Salsa is considered a condiment in California. Seriously.

We discovered this recipe nearly 18 years ago and it never disappoints. It's scrumptious on everything from quesadillas to salads... and easy and inexpensive to make.

This recipe is literally just food assembly.

And simple: You're in business if you have the skill set to open a can and cut veggies into small pieces.


Ole!


BLACK BEAN SALSA


Ingredients:



One 15 oz. can black beans, rinsed

One 15 oz. can corn kernels, drained

1 medium tomato, diced

1 red bell pepper, diced

1 green bell pepper, diced

1/2 c. finely diced onion (red is best, but yellow or white is good too)

Juice of 2 limes (approx. 1/2 c. lime juice - fresh is best, but you can use bottled if good quality)

1/3 c. extra virgin olive oil

1 t. salt

1/2 t. cumin

Pinch of cayenne

**optional - 1 fresh, green serano or jalapeno pepper, thinly sliced, seeds and all


Combine all veggies in large bowl. Mix all other ingredients in small bowl then add to veggies mix. Set aside for at least one hour to allow flavors to blend. (Overnight is best.)

Technicolor Tuesday - Fearless Flyer

On Saturday we went to Stone Mountain and tore up the kids play area, especially the zip line:


Going....


Going...


GONE!


"Hold ON!" says the Mom...

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!" says the Bam-Bam...

Whatcha' Cookin' Wednesday - "Children"

Who knew that the witch in Grimm's Hansel and Gretel was a foodie? And that trolls and ogres were fans of the culinary arts? It's a little known fact that these much misunderstood groups have pioneered some of the most beloved eats of our time. Fois gras? An ogre invention... Beef Wellington? The witches own that one. Baked Alaska? The trolls perfected that.

Unfortunately, for centuries they've also been irreversibly castigated for a seemingly barbaric act: cooking and eating children.

I say they just had good taste. All true gastronomes know that children are absolutely delicious.

You can find several recipes for children on the internet, mostly involving some sort of stew or a quick boil to render the fat to be used in other recipes. I've found the very best way is cook children is to roast them. Simple, easy and so yummy! And it's a plus if you have a set of twins to cook. (It's nice to have a spare in case you flub the first one up.)

Enjoy! Cheers to witches everywhere!

CHILDREN
Ingredients:


1 large 3-year old boy (or petite 3-year old girl, redheads are sweetest)
3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
A few sprigs fresh tarragon, rosemary, or thyme (optional)
5 or 6 cloves garlic, peeled (optional, but helps to mellow the flavor of a particularly precocious child.)
Chopped fresh herbs for garnish


Heat the oven to 450°F. Five minutes after turning on the oven, put a cast-iron or other heavy ovenproof skillet on a rack set low in the oven. Rub the children with the olive oil, sprinkle with salt and pepper, and cover in herb sprigs, if you're using them.

When both oven and pan are hot, 10 or 15 minutes later, carefully put the children, breast side up, in the hot skillet; if you're using garlic, scatter it around the kids. Roast, undisturbed, for 40 to 50 minutes or until an instant-read thermometer inserted in the meaty part of the thigh registers 155–165°F.

Transfer the kids to a platter and let it rest. Garnish, and serve with a HUGE glass of wine.

(This recipe works REALLY well with chicken too. Happy April Fools Day!)